Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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