Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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