If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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