I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
kristin has been a bad kristin
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
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So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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