I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
my being single is dangerous.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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