im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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