hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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