When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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