is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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