I want to have your abortion
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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