ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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