He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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