Me too!
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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