Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
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so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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