you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
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At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Dick very happy bro
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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