i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
my shit smells like andre
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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