He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
So much rum. So many feels.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He? As in you personified your dick?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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