what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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