Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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