We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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