do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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