I queefed so loud it echoed.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
