go do what you do best...puke behind churches
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
