and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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