and she was petting her beer can
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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