we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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