Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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