so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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