I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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