I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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