Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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