just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I have demons in me.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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