This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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