i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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