You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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