Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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