you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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