so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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