plz talk dirty to me
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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