Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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