It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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