so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm always down for nudity.
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