Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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