If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
