I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
