Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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