It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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