I can't breathe out the right side of my face
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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