i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Randomize
