I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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