i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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