I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
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go home
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Your cock deserves a montage
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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