check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
The air was thick with penises
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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