The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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